A selection of christmas ornamentsIt started in the middle of September, believe it or not. I walked into Target and the back-to-school stuff was gone and there, next to the Halloween costumes and candy, were Christmas lights and decorations.

Yep, you read that right -- Christmas in September. Now, I'm all for keeping the good will toward men going as long as possible, but do we really need all that kitsch so early? And what do you do if you do want to get started on the yuletide decorations but you also want some ghouls and goblins for Halloween?

I'm thinking that a Santa hat on a skeleton might work. Instead of reindeer, there could be eight tiny hellhounds pulling a sleigh. And cookies and milk would be right out -- a dead rat and goblet of blood instead?
Heck, while we're at it, we could toss in all the holidays and then we could just leave everything up all year! Perhaps a demon cutting a Valentine's heart out of the New Year's Baby? Red, white, and blue Easter eggs? I think this could really work!