Wanna pull off insanely funny (for the prankster, not the pranked) Mischief night tricks, just like Rainn Wilson? You are in luck, because he's showing you how, step-by-step.

When was the last time you went to a grocery store, loaded a van full of bologna, cereal and plasticware, drove to some poor sap's house and got creative with some good ol' mean-spirited Mischief night or Halloween trickery? Well, it's that mischievous time of year again, and it's almost certainly been too long since most of us have found the wonderful escapism that lies within the art of petty vandalism.

At least, that how Rainn Wilson feels about it. Rainn describes himself as a "vandalism hobbyist" and he even created an instructional video (see above) for the "Jay Leno Show" to help adults reconnect with their evil inner-child.

Check out Rainn's new, groundbreaking techniques as he defaces Weird Al's private residence and you'll be prepared for some thrilling (and illegal) holiday fun. Or, at the very least, you'll be prepared to defend against it.

For legal reasons, we can't endorse or encourage an adult Halloween vandalism movement, but it would be kinda cool. Right?

OK, maybe not. it might get a little out of hand and lead to rioting and Armageddon -- bad idea. Maybe it's best if we just leave it up to celebrity experts like Rainn.