dude covered in Christmas lights

When Santa Attacks, Photo: Stuarpilbrow, Flickr

If aliens were to land on planet Earth in December, particularly in North American, one of their first questions would have to be: What's with all the twinkle lights? They cover nearly every building, tree, shrub and yes ... even a few tacky sweaters. Surely, they must be symbolic of something. Why do we put lights on everything during the holidays?

I'm afraid, the short answer is: Because we can. Sure, the festive use of lighting pre-dates Christianity. Heck, Hanukkah is called the "Festival of Lights," but the use of lights in terms of wattage doesn't hold a candle to the electricity consumed in the name of Xmas.

The original "Christmas lights" were candles and, as a result, were placed on the tree and a few other select places ... until 1882. That's when Edward H. Johnson (an associate of Thomas Edison) had the idea to string up 80 hand-wired lights on a tree outside his home in New York City.

A few years later, Grover Cleveland was burning incandescent Christmas lights at the White House and the trend caught on like wildfire. Fortunately, the bulbs lessened the fire danger by replacing candles as the decoration of choice for those infamous dried-out trees.