Every year, adorable children around the world express their hopes, dreams, wants and wishes in the form of letters to Santa Claus. And then there are these kids, who butcher the English language, request bizarre gifts and share just a little too much information with old Saint Nick. Click through to see our favorite letters to Santa gone wrong.
Letters To Santa Gone Wrong
By Margaret Bristol
Every year, adorable children around the world express their hopes, dreams, wants and wishes in the form of letters to Santa Claus. And then there are these kids, who butcher the English language, request bizarre gifts and share just a little too much information with old Saint Nick. Click through to see our favorite letters to Santa gone wrong.
Think of your letter to Santa as a resume. To be effective, it should fit on one page.
"I have been nice this year! I really have!" Just because you write it, doesn't mean it's true. Remember, Santa sees everything!
"Also, a panda bear that was just born yesterday..." Would it be okay if the panda was born four days ago?
No, Santa will not give you a map to the money. But in this economy, he doesn't blame you for asking.
Santa can't read gibberish. Kids, if you have bad penmanship, just tell your parents what you want. They'll make sure the big guy gets the message.
No, Santa will not bring you a wood chipper. He doesn't like lawsuits.
"Do you have any wrapped presents for us? Could you leave a toy at the end of each kid's bed?" Santa has to make it around the globe in one night -- stop asking for extras!
"You don't really have to give me anything if that's what you want. I guess what I'm trying to say is please forgive me for all the bad things I've done." Santa was going to leave a gift, but this letter made him change his mind.
This kid may have a future with the FBI. He made sure to include all of Kris Kringle's aliases.
A bit presumptuous, don't you think? What if Santa wants to leave you coal?
